In our first look yesterday at our Xcrements-of-the-(past)-Week, we probably spoilt our reader’s breakfast once more by concentrating on the things that Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Yam Tits/Tangarine Shitgibbon says and does. (link at bottom) There’s no limit to the depths this dreadful excuse for a human being can plumb, right?
But today we’ll concentrate on domestic issues, mainly Pauline Hanson’s latest burqa stunt and the much happier news that Toto (pictured) now has a proper, certified, step-mother not living in shameful sin!
That weekend wedding first, and we’ve highlighted Aaron Dodd, Curmudgeon’s xcretal plop (top and below) over what James Moron – sorry, Morrow – had to say on Sky LNP News about what Prime Minister Anthony Albanese wore to get hitched to Jodie Haydon.
XOTW thinks we should all just be very thankful no-one sent Morrow video of the PM’s horizontal folk-dancing performance on the first night of their honeymoon. His assessment would have been excoriatingly brutal! Stinging put-down comparisons with the efforts of real studs such as Liberal lotharios such as Malcolm “Has anyone seen my trousers?” Fraser and Billy “I’ll soon be stiff all over” Snedden.
Of course, the wedding got the cookers all boiling over and we suspect Mike Carlton’s offering was aimed largely at them…
… and there was no doubt about where Nat Factor’s faecal flak was aimed at…
Now, let’s put a fine cloacal coating over the burqued head of Aunty Pauline, the national leader of the white indigenous One Nations people. Here are JayJay and Johny Miller dropping their loads on Aunty “there’s not a racist bone in my body” Pauline.
and Tony Windsor and Rohan Connolly shared some good news for all Victorians…
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