CANBERRA: Following the surprise nuptials of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and partner Jodie Haydon, another political marriage has taken place in secrecy in the nation’s capital.

In a brief ceremony, former National Party leader and former deputy prime minister, Barnaby Joyce, wed his long-time partner and national leader of the white indigenous One Nations people, Aunty Pauline Hanson of the  Flakeandchips peoples of the Chickensalt region (Ipswich). (main picture)

The happy couple said their marriage was the culmination of lengthy and persistent flirting between them.

“This is a match made, if not in heaven, then certainly in the redneck regions of outer-metropolitan and regional Australia,” said Aunty Pauline (library stock image far right, below, looking even further right)

For his part, the bride, Mr Joyce said he looked forward to announcing the marriage in coming days.

“But it’s fairly obvious I’m steaking my future with Pauline’s white indigenous mob.” (see link below for reference).

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WASHINGTON, DC: Presidential press secretary Karoline Leavitt has briefed reporters on how President Donald Trump spent Thanksgiving Day last Thursday.

“The President placed several dozen, perhaps even hundreds, of Thanksgiving calls to people around the USA and overseas,” Ms Leavitt said.

“In each call he asked people to express their thanks for the fact he is President and for his status as a stable genius who is delivering a stronger economy, massive cuts to the cost of living, and for settling about 45 wars, including delivering a lasting peace in Gaza that has seen all citizens there living – or being killed – in complete harmony.

“The President also placed a special Thanksgiving call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy during which he repeatedly asked him to express his thanks for the President’s continuing efforts to Putin place … I mean put in place a peace plan to end the war started by Ukraine against the peace-loving peoples of Mother Russia,” she said.

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MELBOURNE: Jetstar says it is very satisfied with its response to a worldwide safety alert affecting its fleet of Airbus A320 aircraft that saw a mass cancellation of flights on Saturday.

“We had to cancel just about every single service we offer, ” a spokesperson said. “So it was really just business a usual for us.”  

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