WASHINGTON, DC: The White House says President Donald Trump’s participation in the secret filming of a new television series with his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin will not influence his plans to settle the bloody war in Ukraine.

Presidential press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, (below) confirmed that the new program Dancing With The Czars was being produced at a heavy guarded sound stage at an undisclosed film studio in Hollywood. (main picture)

“The President has every right to take part in this program which he sees as an extension of his ongoing personal diplomatic efforts to achieve what is now the settlement of 37 wars,” she said while refusing to detail the list of conflicts.

“That may well soon be 38 conflicts ended on the President’s watch as I understand the Coca-Cola Company and Pepsi Inc are in peace talks right now.”

Ms Leavitt confirmed that the new light entertainment program was the brainchild of the President’s special envoy Steve Witkoff. (below)

But she rejected claims that the new TV series showed Mr Trump was biased towards Russia and its leader when it came to settling the Ukraine-Russia war.

“Absolutely not. That war will end as soon as the aggressor – Ukraine – agrees to the President’s peace plan that will see it end its senseless and costly campaign of aggression to unilaterally seize its own land.

“So I think you really need to rephrase your question,” she said to the reporter who had posed the query while pointedly gesturing to armed ICE agents standing around the walls of the White House briefing room.

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