We’ve learnt our lesson after devoting yesterday’s first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to machine-gun motormouth White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s defence of her Orange Oaf of a boss – half of our readership deserted us and we can only keep our fingers crossed that we haven’t lost both for good.

But just to be safe, we’ll leave the Ununited States alone today and concentrate on domestic issues that had Xers opening their bum bays and dropping their loads during last week.

Strangely enough, Gerard Henderson wasn’t a key topic so why have we highlighted this short, sharp, observation from Phillip Adams (top and below)?

We have no idea what topic dear Gerard was banging on about – most likely the urgent need for the woeful ABC to be flogged off to the highest bidder (his boss by the way) – but we suspect Phillip is spot on.

On now to the topic that did send an enormous amount of faecal xcretal flak towards a certain political leader and the one that our main heading above refers to. Take it away, Alison F, riffing with Dr Sheep Person Podge, cmdibley and Jacqueline Outram.

Any of youse BUGgers out there starting to get the feeling that Anthony Albanese is so desperately trying to get reelected over and over again that when his time at the top is finally up, the poor sod won’t be fucking remembered for doing anything anywhere near the great macroeconomic and social reforms of some of his Labor predecessors? Sad, hey?

Other Xers let it rip against former and current Liberal heavyweights, including these brown nuggets from Mark Ogge and Rick, while Mike Carlton took a wider view of where he suspects the Liberals at both state and federal levels are headed.

Ouch, Mike! Ferocious but fair. And let’s just hope you haven’t inadvertently provided Peter FitzSimons with the idea for next week’s book.

Also getting rather poopily personal on topics of interest to them were Wendy Bacon responding to David Shoebridge on our denackered federal corruption unwatchdog, and Solo Monk paying jew diligence.

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