… but, hey, we already knew that and a third of America would still vote for him!

A large slice of this first look at The Bug‘s much-loved Xcrements-of-the-Week review is devoted to that amazing White House press secretary Caroline Leavitt.

Isn’t she remarkable? She could be answering questions as to why Donald Trump has been caught on video fucking a dog in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue and Leavitt would mount, just like her boss had done, a spirited explanation for his actions, starting with the fact that the dog was female and “quite clearly was enjoying the experience”.

The video also captured perfectly President Trump’s absolute love of dogs, Leavitt would continue, just one of the amazing positive personal attributes that the American voting population clearly saw in him before they returned him to the White House with a massive majority and mandate.

Bug aside: Sadly, it’s all rather true, isn’t it? Trump’s MAGA base could watch that video and actually give a fuck, calling Fluffy/Puddles/Trixie inside for a special treat! 

Youse clever BUGgers out there will know we’re taking the piss for Leavitt the Beaver’s spirited defence of the One God chose to lead America and his “quiet, quiet, piggy!” rebuke to a journalist on Air Farce One.

So many great comments and images plopped into our putrid prizebarrel that we haven’t selected an overall winner but we did like the odorous offerings from The Resistor Sister and three little red crabs (at top and below). You try and work our what we should call three little red crabs!

Spraying great faecal flak well and also with the memes were Scott, etc, etc, – extending a Barbie barb that has been hurled Leavitt’s way for a long while now – and Ali-son “praising” Leavitt’s turd-polishing genius.

Opening their virtual sphincters and using brown, nuggety, words just as effectively were Occupy Democrats, Aaron Rupar and joan kunze.

Squeezing out their own opinions as to the words Trump used high above us all, with a pointed finger as backup, were Dr Bob Smith, CLBurns and Why It Is Trending responding to a Shawn C.

StayinAlive – USA, etc, etc, etc, plopped these general observations into our prizebarrel …

.. and we generally like to end these posts with a laugh so here’s one about VD Chance from Michael Winship.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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