Have you BUGgers out there ever considered the possibility that Donald Trump is not now, and never has been, a pedophile?

Can you even begin to imagine the billions of dollars he’ll be awarded in court once it’s proven conclusively that while he might have flown to Jeffrey Epstein’s love island, he never once poked his penis – made to look almost normal sized in his tiny, tiny, hands – at a trafficked teenager?

Sure, he’s still probably the most repulsive human being that any deity would be ashamed to have blown breath into. All those felonies. Bankrupted companies. Court-adjudicated rapist. A family that ripped off a kids charity. A cunt whose lips constantly spills out lies when he grows tired of his boasts about himself and childish putdowns of opponents.

The “man” who mocked a disabled guy; who mimicked head and hand jobs on the stalk of a microphone. Who could grab pussies at will and shoot someone dead in New York and get away with it.

No, if it’s proved he’s not a pedophile, his bank account will soar, making the billions being made through the Trump Store look like spare change! Even if that mounted piece of the East Wing for only $US250 sounds an incredibly good offer, even with delivery extra!

But we’ll dedicate this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to the possible, imminent, release of barely legible, heavily redacted Epstein files, and feature this lovely meme provided by Politic@l Spinner (top and below).

From memory, the sheila on the left ran a child trafficking ring from the basement of a Washington pizza parlour and the one on the right had to put out to get ahead in life. He may not be a pedophile but old Yam Tits/The Tangerine Shitgibbon sure is a piece of work. Even his MAGA base probably thought it was impossible that Trump could fill his Cabinet with people even stupider than himself.

Several Xers with a strong view that Captain Bone Spurs/Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/The TACO Kid is shitting bricks right now were CALL TO ACTIVISM and BrooklynDad_Defiant.

One brave soul who might just be facing a ‘uge, multi-billion dollar law suit from Trump is MAYRA, especially if it’s proven that Trump never, ever, pointed his very average-sized penis at any girl just starting to sit on some fur.

Turnbull let fly with this very sarcastic piece of faecal flak …

..while WTFGOP, DrJoe, Rick and CaraMia200 squeezed out their cloacal comments on Trump.

CaraMia200’s meme pretty much covered some of what we said about this dreadful piece of work at the top of this post.

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