CANBERRA: Conservative federal Liberal Party MPs have announced that they have unanimously agree to a new net-zero policy – for immigration.

The apparent party policy shift was revealed this morning at a Canberra news conference by a Liberal MP whose identity could not be determined. (main picture)

“Immigration is the next policy we as conservatives Liberals have now finalised as part of the wider review initiated by our former lead… I mean our current leader Ssussan Ley after the May election,” the unknown senator said.

“Our nation is in danger of being swamped by Asians,” the MP said when asked for a general overview of the new policy.

When asked if party leader Mss Ley had approved the apparent new right-wing direction of the party’s immigration policy, the MP said: “Muslims are not compatible with the Australian way of life.

“We have a disease, we vaccinate ourselves against it. Islam is a disease. We need to vaccinate ourselves against that.”

Asked for details of how the net-zero immigration policy would work, the MP said: “We’re bringing in people from South Africa at the moment. There’s a huge amount coming into Australia who have disease; they’ve got AIDS. They are of no benefit to this country whatsoever; they’ll never be able to work. And what my main concern is: is the diseases that they’re bringing in and yet no one is saying or doing anything about it.”

When pressed for information about what consultations the conservative wing of the Liberal Party had undertaken to develop the policy, the MP replied: “Present governments are encouraging separatism in Australia by providing opportunities, land, moneys and facilities available only to Aboriginals.

“The majority of Aboriginals do not want handouts because they realise that welfare is killing them.”

Puzzled reporters then asked the MP if they considered the new policy might be viewed as racist or xenophobic by Australian voters.

“Please explain,” the MP replied.

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