The compilers of The Bug’s Xcrements-of-the-Week column love a good joke like most other people so they thought they’d highlight the offering from Jesus Chrysler (at top and below) for our second look at all the xcrement that plopped into our putrid prize barrel last week.

Yes, the true story is that it’s only the first line of a joke but we still think it’s funny. It will be even funnier if Trump and his missus and the Minister for War sue us for a billion dollars for defaming them. If they made it $10 we might just be able to rustle up payment.

On God’s gift to world politics, Phoenix Wise, etc, etc, and Joe Walsh had this to spray.

With our XOTW deadline being last Sunday night, there wasn’t a lot of xcrement squeezed out early on yesterday’s 50th anniversary of Gough Whitlam’s dismissal but we managed to snare these smelly offerings from Jenny Frecklington-Jones and Michael J Wyllie.

And to show that for our XOTW compilers, their love of a good start to a joke is always extended to Xers happy to speak ill of the dead, so take it away, Mike Carlton.

Ouch, Mike!

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