Boy, oh, boy! Do we at The Bug feel like absolute silly-billies. When we decided to hold over selected stool samples of the xcrement plopped on Donald Trump last week, we were a little concerned that this dreadful shit-stain on humanity mightn’t say something really awful overnight to hang all these on.

We shouldn’t have worried. Trump overnight threatened to withhold funding to New York City if the Democrats’ mayoral candidate – “that communist!” wins in a few days time. Trump truly is a total and absolute cunt.

Enough with the character assessment. At top and below is Thursday’s contribution which brought to our attention a wonderful putdown by a Mrs Betty Bowers.

Several of our Xcretas made fun of the Stable Genius’s various boasts about how he performed at cognitive test skills, including putting a star inside the star hole at only his third attempt! Take it away, The Lincoln Project (bewdiful!) and Brad (also BEWDIFUL in trumpish caps).

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Taking general virtual potty shots at Captain Bone Spurs’s regret that he never got to Vietnam because he would have given those slant-eyed yellow Commie bastards hell and ended that war very, very, quickly were world wide wade and Clash Report….

… while JOSH DUNLAP, Mike and Denise Shrivell hit the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Yam Tits/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Demented Donnie/Diaper Don/etc,etc,etc with heavy faecal flak flunk from the cloud on various other issues.

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