LONDON: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been spotted overnight (UK time) leaving the country’s last remaining Blockbuster video store carrying a copy of the 1991 movie, King Ralph.

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CANBERRA: Paramedics here are being praised for their quick action which has saved this weekend’s Nationals federal conference from lapsing for want of a quorum.

Teams of paramedics moved quickly around the conference venue, reviving delegates who were on the verge of dying from old age or succumbing one way or another to the various illnesses and conditions common among the elderly.

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