LONDON: New Scotland Yard, in urgent consultation with the Royal Guard, the Home Office and unnamed UK security services, has ordered a quadrupling of 24-hours-a-day protection services for King Charles 3, his son William, Prince of Wales, his three children, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis and has urgently requested US authorities to do the same for Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his two children Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet.

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