We hadn’t planned a third look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week but a few incidents earlier in this new week changed our minds. And, yes, we offer our usual apology for anyone still having breakfast as this tranche centres around you-know-who smells and lies a lot.

The incidents mentioned above? Firstly, all that vision of the Japanese prime minister trying her best to lead Donald Trump in the right direction when he clearly was suffering the dire effects of not having a really long afternoon grandpa nap after a two-litre bottle of Souvenaid.

The second was today’s news that Israel’s genocider-in-chief Benjamin Netanyahu has just ordered his IDF to conduct massive military strikes in Gaza, mainly with munitions provided by Donald Trump who is on record as proudly stating that Israel has used those US bombs very well indeed. Some ceasefire, hey?

And there’s Trump still whinging about not being given the Nobel Peace Prize and how he was robbed of victory in 2020. You couldn’t make this shit up.

So with all of the above happening over recent days, we had a handful of xcrement offerings left over that we thought needed a good airing, much like our Xcrements-of-the-Week barrel.

And what better to highlight for this FINAL look at last week’s XOTW that some chap named Brian Cranston, courtesy of Joe G (at top and below)

Another Xer we should have run earlier was our dear friend Coalition Tea Lady, voiding on the destruction of the White House’s East Wing.

Indeed, CTL! Everything Trump The PiecesMaker touches he destroys.

Which, of course, includes the Orange Oaf’s contribution to how Gaza looks today, the subject of a few other X comments that should have been run a day or two back.

Here are Osama Abu Rabee, Shaiel Ben-Ephraim and a double dip from Mustafa Barghouti.

Ah, yes, Mustafa! The West Bank. You BUGgers out there are invited to have another look at the map of Israel, the Gaza Strip and The West Bank and why the absolute hatred Netanyahu and his Xionist cabinet have for the West Bank and the sub-human animals who live there clearly outstrips their other burning desire to cleanse what little is left of Gaza of the same vermin.

We at The Bug don’t know how deep the Jordan River is but let’s just hope West Bank Palestinians can swim.

Time, Penny Wong for another laughable statement praising the uncease fire and calling once more for a two-state solution as the only way to solve this Middle East conflict?

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