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This second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week returns to home soil, where we highlight some of the people who have soiled … sorry, served … our nation with distinction.

And as you can see from Politic@l Spinner (at top and below) our XOTW judges wanted to highlight his wonderful tribute to former Liberal senator Linda Reynolds.

Linda’s retirement has left a huge void in our federal parliament, where as a hard-working Senator and minister she deservedly attracted a cunt … sorry, cult … following.

Another amazing conservative politician who is still serving the country when he’s not down the coal mine in the backyard of his north Queensland home is Matt Canavan, who attracted his fair share of excreta for his appearance on the ABC’s Insiders program on Sunday.

Let’s take in a deep breath and appreciate the faecal flak directed his way by stranger, Michael J Wyllie and Aaron Smith.

Also opening their bum bays and unloading, not on Miner Matt, but the program’s obsession with the other big White House deal of the week were Sue Roberts, Marc Dawson and Phillip Riley.

If anyone is wondering, those audible sobs you heard from David Speers during the program were whenever he tried – but failed – to keep Anthony Albanese’s successful Washington trip out of his mind. What can we say: you can take the boy out of Sky LNPNews but you never really take Sky LNP News out of the boy.

Moving on to another guiding light-weight – sorry! – light of the feral – sorry! – federal Opposition and we have Aaron Dodd, Curmudgeon, plop-dropping on current LNP leader Susssan Ley.

Imagine being sandwiched – sorry! – wedged! between these two!

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