Events this past week at what’s now left of the White House in Washington DC (Demolition Continues) dominate The Bug’s Xcrements-of-the-Week review.

And let’s start with the meeting between our Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and US President Donald Trump.

That loud rumble of disappointment many Australians heard around their wide brown land last week was the bulk of the Australian mainstream mediocre – and sadly not just Newscorpse – dreadfully upset that Albanese got though the exchange relatively unscathed.

Just to show that this column doesn’t always go for flashy and insulting memes and we often love xcrements that keep it short and sweetman, here’s a long-term journo friend of
The Bug’s Terry Sweetman (top and below) with his view on what Trump had to say about our Ambassador Kevin Rudd at that meeting.

A baker’s dozen or so words that The Bug suspects would be shared by a clear majority of Australians.

Andy excreted on what he thought of Newscorpe “journalist” Andrew Clennell dumping on Rudd at that leaders’ meeting at Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch’s pleasure, while CaroleMorrissey explained how easily the Mango Moron has forgotten hurtful assessments of him by some of his senior Cabinet dullards.

Wise travel advice, Carole!

Now let’s move onto the absolute mongrel YamTits/Tangarine Shitgibbon would have tried to crack when he discovered as US President that he didn’t have to abide by the sorts of silly planning approvals/heritage rules/council regs that blighted his years as the world’s greatest ever property developer.

Before we show some images of Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago knocking down the East Wing, John Jackson and Grandpa Snarky show us what will take its place.

We think John might have the golden ballroom on the wrong side, unless Trump is planning twin ballrooms?

Annie van Leur wishes the future ballroom all the worst while some chap named Phillip Adams suggests it might not only be a ballroom that dwarfs what remains of the White
House in years to come.

And on the destruction of the East Wing let’s see what faecal flak Democrats, Fernando Oliver Esq and I Can See Ireland from here. Gerry sent Trump’s way.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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