Before we begin this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-the-Week, a quick explanation for our international reader.

Calling someone a deadshit, or a complete deadshit, or a fucking deadshit, is one of the finest putdowns ever created and we think it’s Australian. No-one likes to step in a pile of shit, right? Shit is shit. But someone, somewhere – and we think their thought-processes were very Spike Milliganish – saw two types of shit; live and dead.

So your little ones can be little shits sometimes and your best mate might also be a bit of a shit after a few but there’s no hope, no redemption, no forgiveness for someone who is a complete and utter..

And so it comes to pass that these picks from our last week’s xcrements barrel are devoted to a deadshit who thought some AI-generated footage of himself as a king in a US fighter jet dumping shit on millions of his fellow citizens scared-shitless (there’s another beauty!) about where he’s taking their country was worth sharing.

As summed up bewdifully by Jason Selvig (at top and below)…

.. and fully backed up by Coalition Tea Lady!

And why not give CTL a few other observations, including a lovely response to some deadshit called Eric Trump.

We’re not exactly sure but we think The White House also ran with Trump’s jetstream of steaming shit but also went with this one as well, as xcreted by, well, the apt-named The White House.

True kings compared with Mexican morons – Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, the Democratic minority leaders in the US House of Reps and Senate – right, V.D. Dunce? We’re guessing the sombreros reinforce the Trump/Dunce view that all Democrats are illegal border-hopping deviant, Hamas-loving, Jew-hating, communists hellbent on destroying the US from within, starting with the raping and then eating of innocent American cats and dogs.

Republicans against Trump fired off some own faecal flak with this…

.. while we did like JayJay’s contribution that had nothing to do with Trump’s aerial poo-fighting efforts but gave us a pretty good idea how the US has ended up being run by the biggest deadshit, alive or dead.

And putting aside accusations of Trump being the world’s greatest ever complete and total deadshit, we could post daily the shit that pours from this stable genius’s mouth to show what a totally dumb motherfucker he is as well. Right, Annie?

We’ll take your word for the quote’s accuracy, Annie. It does sound very much like something Demented Donnie would say.

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