Do you mind, BUGgers, if the bitter washed-up old hacks who compile this column admit that they’re all pretty sad and disheartened right now and it’s not only because their Bundy Rum fridge is empty.

You see, only a week ago, in a bid to put an end to their long-running pisstakedown campaign aimed at the clowns who, when not falling over for laughs, jokingly call themselves production staff at The Sydney Morning Herald, we introduced some punchy new graphics to try, finally, to get those subs to folio editions properly when the book includes an advertising wraparound. (link at bottom)

So what happened at the SMH subbing hub again just a few nights ago? This!

Yes, those subs may not have a clue but we’ll bet London to a brick that you BUGgers know that the story on the left originated from PAGE FUCKING THREE!

We’re going to refresh our graphics from a week ago to see if there’s still any remote chance our MGH compilers can once again fancy themselves as fourth-estate educators.

Here we go! Do you think it’s going to work this time and our campaign will finally end? That the next time these useless pricks plop their lazy unprofessional arses down for a shift, they might check how the next morning’s edition is going to be numbered? Hint clowns: look for a front page half taken up by Hardly Normal.

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Cut it out, you clowns!

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