Our first two looks at our Xcrements-of-the-Week a few days back were pretty distressing, weren’t they?

Our first tranche of xcrement covered Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner lauding the Israel Defence Force as possibly the world’s most noble, principled and decent fighting outfit EVER! And wasn’t Kushner so proud that the IDF had never stooped to the barbarism displayed by terrorist thugs Hamas.

For our second look, we concentrated on the Mango Moron’s speech to the Israeli Knesset where he boasted about all the bombs he had provided over the past two years and how his good mate Bibi Netanyahu had used them well.

After that, we needed something much lighter and capable of returning a smile to our shattered faces, so for our final look at the xcrement that poured into our prize barrel last week, let’s have a laugh and concentrate on domestic Australian politics; well, more specifically, the attempts by the Liberal Party to rise like Lazarus from the ashes and once again be a competitive force at elections.

And as you can see from Mike Carlton’s offering (at top and below) there wasn’t anything funnier than a column by Steve Price arguing the only real solution to the Libs’ woes was for the return of Tony Abbott.

Yes, we know. WE KNOW! Wouldn’t it be great to have the Mad Monk and his red budgie-smugglers back in the game! Especially if Peta Credlin could come back as his chief-of-staff. We can almost hear Niki Savva pondering what to call her book on their second tilt at grateness.

Joining in the discussion on Price’s call were highly respected psephologist Kevin Bonham, Hugh Riminton, Phillip Riley, normboy562, etc etc, and JayJay.

Apart from Price’s risible load of rubbish, the infighting within the Liberal Party stumbled on, and let’s give Phillip Riley a second dump with a comment on how much trouble the grand old party is when they roll out you know who….

In the past week, Andrew Hastie kept stirring the leadership pot and Senator James Paterson called for the party bickering to stop. You really know the party of Menzies is in deep, deep poo – and not just the xcrement voided by our Xers almost every week – when Hastie and Paterson are described as party “moderates”.

No XOTW review is complete without a plop or two in the direction of the ABC Insiders program, so here are Eagle Sam, Mark Dawson and Sue Roberts.

and a double dip from JayJay!

JayJay! OUCH!

And let’s finish off with a meme that’s an oldie but a goldie from Rick with fresh comments from him that suit this column’s general thrust.

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