WASHINGTON DC: It’s been revealed that the results of the recent highly unusual second medical examination in six months of US President Donald Trump could be part of a major cover-up of a serious mystery ailment he is suffering.

Doubts have been cast on the veracity of the results of the examination released by the White House that was supposedly undertaken at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Centre just outside Washington DC. (below)

“For example, the report supposedly written by a highly experienced and independent military doctor is littered with simple mistakes,” a Walter Reed Centre insider said.

“In the section about the President’s cognitive abilities there is a handwritten note all in big black Texta capital letters saying ‘stable genius’ over now illegible original typed words.

“All modern Presidents have publicly released their annual medical check-up results but I am not aware of any who have included and emphasised with a fluoro highlighter a section on their genitals.

“We here at Walter Reed have certainly never done that, even though President Clinton had wanted us to do it when he was in office.

“In this case the President’s latest health report reveals that his external genitalia is supposedly ‘bigger and better than Arnold Palmer’s’ and includes a hand-scrawled diagram to boot that includes a sketch of his groin with what looks like his signature as public hair.

“The report also notes that the President’s hands are ‘of normal size’ and ‘capable of pussy-grabbing’.

“In addition, it includes what is claimed to be an MRI scan but is in fact a fake image supposedly showing the President’s robust physique.” (below)

The Walter Reed Centre insider said the health report released by the White House did not give full details of the results of blood tests performed on the President.

“We were worried about the President’s cankles and the severe bruising on his hands so we took some of his blood and ran the usual barrage of tests which gave us cause for concern,” the insider said.

“We suspect the glowing report released by the White House may be an attempt to divert attention from our preliminary findings that the President may be suffering from gold toxicity.

“In this day and age it is difficult to know where someone would be exposed to so much gold at such high levels as to cause toxicity.

“But unless we do more tests, the cause remains a mystery and it’s unlikely we can solve it unless the President cooperates,” the insider said.

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