Following Donald Trump’s boast that Israel has “put to good use” the bombs he gave Bibi Netanyahu and his Zionist buddies to conduct genocide in Gaza these past two years, we reluctantly – well, not really! – continue this column with more xcreta plopped on the Mango Moron and his repulsive family.
We are really sorry about that – again, not really! – but remain hopeful that enough decent people still exist around the world that our planet might one day be restored to its correct moral axis.
We remain frightful though that if a Magic Sky Daddy/Mummy/Gender Non-Specific Thing really does exist, we might all be shuffled off this mortally wounded coil if said MSD takes a very worried look and decides that not-even-a-one-earth-state policy is the way to go.
Okay, enough with the pessimism. We’ll run a quick reminder of the general theme of our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week – that Jared Kushner might one day be as big a cunt as his father-in-law – with these….
And now some fresh faecal flak on Trump alone! Opening their bum chutes with the help of Australian technology, here are The Resonance (at top and below), Secular Talk and Garth…..Gasu.
Of course, the Board of Peace chairman is not working his bloated orange arse off only in the Middle East to shore up the inevitability he’ll win next year’s Nobel peace prize – the first of many – but he’s been showing his peace-making skills at home too. Right, Brian Allen and The Intellectualist?
Finally, no edition of XOTW is complete with at least one offering showing how incredibly dumb Trump is. Here’s Dr. Dave.
Confession: We couldn’t verify if this is what the Mango Moran actually said but it sounds so him, does it not?
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