That’s a very good question asked by our much-loved and long-term favourite xcreta Coalition Tea Lady, selected by our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges for blue riband glory this week.

The answer, CTL? Probably no sicker that the rest of the extended Trump family and countless politicians and diplomats worldwide who are praising the Mango Moron’s supposed permanent solution to the Israeli-Palestine conflict.

CTL was among many who shook their head in disbelief at the sick, stupid words uttered by Trump’s son-in-law in Tel Aviv’s hostages square the other night.

It’s why a brutal flensing of those despicable words is timely as Yam Tits/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Diaper Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Logo/Demented Donnie, etc etc, makes his way to Israel to be feted for his peace efforts. Got your chuck buckets ready for vision of him nodding wisely in his usual self-satisfied arrogant way as the Zionists in Israel and then world leaders in Egypt try to crawl up his bloated, putrid, orange arse, only to be blocked by his sycophantic cabinet secretaries already stuck in there?

ADAM saw Kushner’s peurile bullshit for what it was, and Johny Miller reckons he’s had no problems working out what is going on over there right now.

But let’s now strip away all this Kushner krap about how his beloved Israel has over the past two years been so restrained and “exceptional” after the barbarism of Hamas in October 2023 when they killed some of the 1200 Israelis who died that day.

We’ll start with a double dip from Dr. Mads Gilbert, saying the same thing each time but with separate graphics.

Then there were Tory Fibs, Daniel Lambert, Ramy Abdu(l), Howard Beckett and Jenny Frecklington-Jones.

We strongly suspect Jenny is trying to show how amazingly resistant Hamas has been these past two years and how hard it’s been for one of the world’s most powerful defence forces to kill the sneaky tunnel-dwelling bastards, all poorly equipped 20,000 of them. Still, it must be comforting to the families of the 68,000 Gazans killed these past 24 months – it’ll probably be in the hundreds of thousands when the dust is finally settled – that Benjamin Netanyahu is sorry that so many civilians – women and kiddies especially – were accidently killed in fighting this barbaric terrorist force.

And while we don’t normally give spaces to famous people who have no trouble being heard, let’s finish off with some chap called Jeremy Corbyn and The Resonance giving a wonderful Aussie acting import a plug.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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