We’ve probably never mentioned before – it’s probably taken as a given – that the Xers who excrete violently on our X platforms know their shit. Especially when they’re hearing it.

And it’s when Donald Trump’s gob is pouring out crap like an elephant that’s eaten far too many bananas offered by tourists at a African reserve that our Xcrements-of-the-Week barrel fills up so rapidly. So often in fact we think we might need a bigger barrel!

And after the insanity of Trump’s mindlessly mental meanderings to a stunned audience of generals and admirals a while back, he was at it again this past few days, telling some army brats why he would have won the Vietnam and Afghanistan wars.

Two words sum up the Xcretal response: BONE SPURS! So even if the offering by Marcus Blackwell (at top and below) given prominence by our XOTW judges today doesn’t mention the physical condition that sadly prevented our 45th and 47th US president from a Vietnam callup where he would have given those fucking gooks hell, it summed up the general theme of this collection – the every increasing amount of shit that keeps flowing out of this dreadful cunt’s gob.

But “bone spurs” it was that caused many Xers to take a virtual bum squat on Trump and they were very meme about it. Take it away Hamilton1776, Medrano, Shelly, Jax, Johan Nilson Nagel Cinziaznb and Gordie Kidlapik.

And while an X meme might be worth a thousand turds, words still can hurt mightily. Right, Canada Hates Trump (OUCH!), Gary Sanchez, Siobhan, Meldi Hasan, Ron Filipkowski, Radio Free NAFO, etc, etc, and Frank C.

OUCH! to all of these contributions, really.

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