Hands up you BUGgers out there who knew instinctively who our heading and feature image refer to!

It wasn’t rocket surgery, was it? Our heading could just as easily have been …

It’s time to cut the cunt loose!

and most of the world would have known instinctively who we had in our sights. That’s right. None other than Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Diaper Don/Orange Hitler/Tangarine Shitgibbon/Demented Donald/Fat Hitler/TACOman/Mango Mussolini/Cankles McTacotits, etc, fucking, etc.

Yes, this cunt.

Have there ever been two better examples of why this absolute lowlife needs, for the sanity of most Australians and the safety of the world, to be shunted from the White House as soon as possible than his insane “weaves” to the United Nations and that star-studded hall of generals and admirals and perhaps some fly boys.

The general theme of both rancid boastful rants was that the dreadful cunt who most likely only scrapped into office late last year because he threatened civil war if he didn’t win now seems hell-bent on bringing on a civil war anyway, to rid America of “the enemy within”. He urged the brass at that second weave to set their sights on anyone who disagrees with or criticises the greatest leader the world has even known. Well, part from those who didn’t clap; they are now officially dead to the man who has lost count of the number of world wars he has ended.

So back to the start of this rant. Are the citizens of the US likely to dump Trump somehow or any time soon? Very unlikely. As for Australia, what are the chances that Anthony Albanese will step up shortly and, immediately after announcing he has sacked Richard Marles as defence minister, declares that “our special bond with our greatest ever ally has to be put on hold as it’s now clear that Trump is fucking insane”. More than that, Trump can shove his AUKUS nuclear-powered Virginia-class submarines up his bloated, weeping orange arse!

Not likely, hey? We’re talking about a bloke who just about shits himself whenever he hears the words “Jewish lobby”.

Is it too pessimistic of me to suggest the world’s in a pretty dark place right now and we’re all rather fucked? And not just Ukrainians, Palestinians in the Gaza Strip and The West Bank and any other waring nations that Trump hasn’t turned his attention to yet as he strives for a chestful of Nobel peace prize medallions.

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Your ranter-in-residence really would appreciate it if you also took in The Bug‘s other offering for today – the announcement of our September Media Glass House arselicker!

For a long time now, we’ve argued that if the vast majority of Newscorpse righters/opinionisters swallow their pride, ignore any lingering shreds of self-respect, hold their noses and pump out the shit they do purely for their paypackets, that’s sad enough.

But if they actually believe the crap that pours freely from their typing fingers, that’s even sadder. There’s not one decent, intelligent, clear-thinking, rational person who would have rated Trump’s UN speech as in any way okay let alone a brilliant mentoring masterclass by a stable genius. But then there’s Peta Credlin.

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