..and will red and blue replace the blue and the grey?

We meant to run this second tranche of our now-well-past Xrements-of-the-Week days ago but we’ve been in a bit of a state of shock of recent times.

Unable to function or think clearly, in fact. And why the shock? Our earlier XOTW review was based on our belief that there could surely never, ever, have been a worse week than the one in late September for Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Diaper Don/Orange Hitler/Tangarine Shitgibbon/Demented Donald/Fat Hitler/TACOman/Mango Mussolini/Cankles McTacotits, etc, etc.

Telling the rest of the world at the UN that they were basically shit and if there were seven wonders of the modern world, he’d be all of them.

By that week’s end, the leader of the free world declaring he’s sool the army onto states and permitting them to use “absolute force” in dealing with leftie, woke, criminal elements that have overrun certain states and left major cities lawless, smoking ruins.

The childish sook who thought it a fine idea to replace the image of Joe Biden in the West Wing walkway of presidential portraits with a marking pen? Who the fuck does something like that?

Couldn’t get any worse, shirley? But then along this week came his insane weaves, along with those from War Secretary Pete Pisshead telling the US’s top generals and admirals to shed some weight and beards and get ready to kill the enemy within – anyone who says anything critical of Trump and his cabinet clownfest, really! Oh, and if you didn’t applaud when they both walked on stage, you all know what to do!

Could anything top that? Unfortunately there’s much more! The best leader the world has ever known presents a 20-point peace plan for what’s left of Gaza to be run by an international Board of Peace run by …GUESS WHO! And one of his senior deputies would be the unhanged war criminal, the joint murderer of perhaps a million innocent Iraqis and former world peace envoy Tony Blair.

Now can you understand why the judges of this column have needed a Bex and a good lie down over recent days.

In fact, they are still not on deck so without any further ado, we’re just going to burn off xcreta we plucked from our rancid prize barrel last Sunday night and held onto for too long.

We’ll start with the excellent stool sample meme provided by Ivan Hanna (at top and below)

and here are the others, a bit of an eclectic mix but we reward their efforts nevertheless.

On the genocide in Gaza and the slower paced but just as effective removal of Palestinians in The West Bank are Howard Beckett, Hamza Yusuf and Dr Sheep Person Podge

And let’s give Howard Beckett a second bite at the cherry for his brilliant “HAMAS MUST HAVE BEEN HIDING IN A LOT OF BUILDINGS” ending. We’re going to take a guess that Howard is one of countless millions of people worldwide who know that in razing Gaza and killing many thousands of innocent people – including a high percentage of women and children, over the past two years, the Israeli Defence Forces’ chief objective has never, ever, been to defeat a ragtag army of some 20,000 totally outmuscled militarily.

And no edition of XOTW, no matter how late, is complete without some xcrement plopped onto Insiders, its host and panellists. Close it out, Lee-Anne Walker and Julian Andrew.

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