One bloated, seeping, orange arsehole…

… totally devoid of any fucking class whatsoever!

Or possessing any single, living, cell of any admirable trait one might hope to find in your average, caring, human being anywhere around this crazy world of ours. Things, you know, like decency, respect for others, kindness, occasional but commendable periods of self doubt, truthfulness. In religious terms, that doing unto others stuff, right?

Take a handful out of your lolly jar if you skipped over our featured image at top and still guessed we’re talking about Donald Trump! And our usual apology to anyone still having breakfast for making Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/The Orange Mussolini/The Tangarine Shitgibbon/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago/Diaper Donnie/Demented Donald/Cankles McTacotits, etc, etc, the focus of this final look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week.

Trump’s disgusting comments at a recent MAGA/GOP divide-America rally – sorry, the Charlie Kirk memorial – about hating his opponents and wishing them unwell came after last week’s XOTW barrel was emptied out and decontaminated/fumigated.

But Trump xcrement that flowed last week included the contribution from some chap called Doug Cameron (at top and below). We love his constant sink-AUKUS message, by the way.

Some Xcretas from across the Pacific focused on other contemptible or just plain stupid things Trump’s mouth has shit-sprayed recently so let’s hear from Canada Hates Trump, TheFrenchie, MilitaryNewsUA and Republicans Against Trump.

We’re not exactly sure of this one – fancy talk for couldn’t verify it – but some X posts hinted that Captain Bone Spurs/The Artless Draft Dodger also used last week to once more sink the boot into US war hero John McCain for not being able to raise one of his arms …. some silly physical handicap left over from being tortured as a prisoner of war. Shit can happen if you enlist, right, Tony Abbott?

Biden and McCain! Two people with more integrity and decency in their belly-button fluff than Trump possesses in his entire bloated body, demented mind and missing-from-action soul.

Voters of the United States: what the fuck have you done! Trump is out-cunting the biggest cunts The Bug has ever known.

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