… of cloacal matter!

At the risk of losing our reader, we have foolishly decided to devote this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week to Newscorpse righter Gerard Henderson and his appearance on the ABC’s Insiders program.

Yes, we know! Hello! Anyone still out there? Especially with our decision to highlight the truly xcremental offering from Anthony Norman (above and below).

For any of you BUGgers out there who are now going to spend the day trying to get visions of Henderson’s arsehole out of their minds, we are truly, truly, sorry. Look on the bright side: at least you’re not concentrating on how his mind works. There’s a doctorate there for someone prepared to enter that frightening space, including, one would suspect, a forensic examination of his entire childhood and how his sense of fashion evolved.

Let’s hear first from Julian Andrew, Sleeping Giants Oz, Allan Green, Tim Duncan and Matt Martin on Henderson’s uncanny ability to decide who is, and who isn’t, racist and what a swell guy Charlie Kirk was!

Solo Monk, Perorationer, etc, etc, Phillip Riley, stranger, Urban Wronski and Liam the Trekky. Israel is a dirty word had more generalised xcrement to drop on Henderson’s head.

Okay, on reflection, those last three really let their virtual rings rip, didn’t they? Captain Cardigan is covered in it!

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