Far enough right to keep Labor in power for a decade

Two events – one overseas, one here at home – are setting up Australia nicely for quite some years.

Both have created widespread angst among the nation’s mainstream mediocre and citizen warriors/journalists on sites such as X as well. Let’s start OS with the wise decision by the Dirty Digger to get around silly court decisions and use real power – money and billions of dollars of it – to make sure Lachlan Murdoch takes over his evil media empire when he finally croaks at 104 from a viagra overdose trying to pleasure his latest bride.

Now it is true that the Murdochs’ ancestors rode with Genghis Khan way back when and it is equally true that if a much earlier Rupert was barely visible on the Mogul leader’s far-right flank, Lachlan’s forebear was out of sight and over the hills in the far-right distance.

It’s for this reason, apparently, that many on social mediocre are wringing their hands over the damage a Lachlan Murdoch-led Newscorpse could do here.

Absolute nonsense, of course. I’ve often described Rupert’s media platforms in Oz as the longest suicide note in corporate history. His rags and Sky LNP News are impotent laughing stocks and if you doubt that, refresh your memory as to how many lower-house seats Labor bums are now plonked on after the May poll.

All after a term in which not just Newscorpse but most media outlets pilloried Albanese for his decision to honour an election promise and hold the Voice referendum, saw no real fault in a racist and divisive No campaign based on so many red-hot porkies and afterwards happily pressed the LNPs argument that Albanese was mortally wounded by the Voice experience. Total nonsense, of course. Anyone looked it up yet? 94 seats to Labor.

Now for the homegrown part of this rant: the MSM’s almost universal belief that Jacinta
Mymobcanfuckoff Price is the answer to the LNP’s chances of Lazarus rising from the ashes.

Can I once again call a spade a spade and repeat some things I said in a rant only yesterday.
Would-be white supremacist Price let down First Nations people badly by co-leading the racist and divisive No Voice campaign. Her MAGA comment during the federal poll did Peter Dutton no good at all at exactly the point when he finally realised being a Trumpeteer wasn’t working; her most recent comments about Indian migrants just reinforce the idea she totally lacks in political nous. I’ve heard her speak and she makes Richard Marles sound oratorical.

Price is a light-weight, wana-be-white who seems happiest in the presence of Gina Rinehart and Pauline Hanson types and who thinks only Donald Trump can put an end to hatred, division and violence in the US. Need any further proof that I’m right about her? Here’s Tony Abbott: “I think Jacinta is one of the few Liberal MPs with a proven ability to provide national leadership”.

Jesus, I hope I’m not being racist in saying these things. I’m reminded of the poor cunt who was labelled an anti-Semite by former friends and banished from the group after foolishly confessing he had never much liked the music of Leonard Cohen.

But I digress. Almost the entire MSM who pumped up the tyres of that disgusting No campaign and tried to keep damaging Albanese right up to this year’s election are now hellbent on trying to convince us that Jacinta “my mob strongly opposes the Voice” Price is somehow the perfect person to lead the LNP out of the wilderness.

Some people and far too many news organisations never seem to learn that beliefs based on pure, unadulterated bullshit cause quite a pong in the nostrils of normal, rational, people who are not pushing the agendas of scrawny-arsed, criminally inclined, money hungry, ethics-free, nonagenarian cunts and the rotten seed they favour.

Don Gordon-Brown

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