WASHINGTON DC: US President Donald Trump has expressed his thoughts and prayers for the family of assassinated right-wing political influencer Charlie Kirk.

Speaking to reporters on Fifth Avenue in New York City where he shot several bystanders with impunity to prove his popularity, (main picture) Mr Trump expressed his exasperation at the level of political violence in the USA.

“Unfortunately thoughts and prayers are all I can offer,” Mr Trump said. “If only someone had the power in our nation to stop all this senseless gun violence, maybe sign an executive order or something.

“That would be a good thing. But sadly nobody can do that. That’s a fact.

“I also think these sort of dreadful incidents would not happen if only our political discourse in America was less divisive and carried fewer violent overtones.

“I blame the woke lefty anti-American, pro-crime traitorous Democrats, the lie-peddling vermin in the fake media, and the criminals and disease-riddled immigrants who poison the blood of our nation by coming here to rape and peddle drugs to our children.

“Then there’s people like the corrupt former presidents like sleepy senile Joe Biden, the foreign-born Barack Saddam Hussein Obama, and crooked Hillary Clinton who should be in jail for what she did to those children at that pizza place, and former speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi.

“You know, the Pelosis, these people, they’re so sick, they’re so evil. I really think they should be knocked on the head.

“But even on my own side of politics we’ve had people like Republican former congresswoman Liz Cheney.

“She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let’s see how she feels about it, when the guns are trained on her face.

“If only we had more people engaged in politics like the Proud Boys and the other brave heroes who were just taking a tour of the US Capitol on January 6 a few years back but who were wrongly imprisoned and held hostage until I pardoned them.

“We need to do better, especially in supporting our police. Very simply, if you rob a store, you can fully expect to be shot as you are leaving that store. Shot!

“As for wild Democrat-led riots in our streets pretending to be peaceful protests, the arrangement should be: when the looting starts, the shooting starts.

“As I once said: Can’t you just shoot them? Just shoot them in the legs or something?”

Continuing his remarks, the President also said he was pleased that he personally had never experienced an assassination attempt.

His remarks were cut short by his press secretary Karoline Leavitt who called an end to the news conference and took a handgun from a holster under her business suit and waved it at reporters while threatening them with unspecified injuries if they published the President’s closing comments.

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