We’ve delayed this second and final look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week to make sure our reader has finished their breakfast.

Yes, if you haven’t guessed already, we’ll be kicking off with xcrement that flowed freely over the last week about the Orange Oaf, Yam Tits, the Tangarine Shitgibbon, Capt Bone Spurs, Diaper Don, The Moron of Mar-a-Lago, Demented Donald, etc, etc.

We’ll highlight the effort from Aaron Smith (above and below).

Did we need Aaron’s assurance that this disgusting piece of putrid poo was real? It’s so Trump, isn’t it?

RC deWinter joined in with this…

… while TheRealThelmaJohnson riffed off the attempt by Trump’s brown-nosers that America’s worst-ever president was actually an FBI agent imbedded (in more ways than one) in Geoffrey Epstein’s inner sanctum to bring him down!

We’re very fond of this image. It looks as if Trump is about to cream his jeans before he can even get to poking his small dick inside what he would call an underaged woman that we all know as a child.

And if it’s all too depressing to focus on just Trump, here’s Jane Caro on just one of Trump’s handpicked Cabinet secretaries.

Editor’s apology: the person responsible for uploading this EOTW edition has suddenly taken ill and has gone to bed for a Bex and a good lie down. Not sure that either of those things will fix the explosive diarrhoea and vomiting that just came over him but we’ll get him back up as soon as possible to finish this off, okay?

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