GAZA GENOCIDE:

TEL AVIV: The Israeli Government denies its repeated strikes on high-rise buildings in Gaza are part of a genocidal plan to entirely eradicate or displace Palestinians and clear the enclave ahead of its redevelopment as a Jewish residential and commercial seafront strip.

In just a matter of days the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) has bombed three high-rise residential buildings after claiming they were being used by the Hamas terrorist group. (below)

Palestinians, humanitarian groups, and others have been concerned at the rapid establishment of what appear to be real estate sales offices on the sites of the bombed-out buildings. (main picture)

But a spokesperson for the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ridiculed the claims.

“These buildings are clearly not sales offices and anyone who suggests they are is simply antisemitic,” the spokesperson said.

“They are simply designed to help redevelop Gaza following the very, very minor damage done by the IDF to local infrastructure in its bid to eradicate the 99.99% of the population who are members of Hamas, know someone who is, live near someone who is, have heard about someone who is, or who go to a kindergarten, school, uni, or hopsital or have been just born somewhere near someone who is.”

The Netanyahu spokesperson rejected a suggestion that the redeveloped Gaza Strip would – like occupied territories such as the West Bank – would be populated exclusively by illegal Jewish settlers.

“That’s ridiculous,” they said. “The plans we have for the redevelopment of the seafront strip will enable any gaza resident to buy land and settle there.”

When asked if they had misspoken and had meant “Gaza resident” instead of “gaza resident”, the spokesperson clarified their remark.

“No, I didn’t get that wrong. I mean any gaza resident will be able to take advantage of the settlement plans we have – that’s gaza as in genocidal and Zionistic arseholes,” the spokesperson said.

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