One of the big stories of last week that excited our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges was the persistent rumours that US President Donald Trump had headed south to meet his Maker.

Before we run some samples of the memes inspired by those rumours, The Bug has never, ever, wished anyone dead, even someone has repulsive as Trump. Besides, how cruel would it be to deprive the world’s greatest ever business mind and property developer without peer EVER! of the chance to turn the Gaza strip into the world’s best tourist and technology destination ever once any Palestinians left alive after Gaza City is razed accept their $US4000 to fuck off with their donkey carts into the Egyptian desert.

Our judges opted to highlight the effort by Gurpreet Singh Mann (above and below).

Others xcreting on the rumours about the Orange Oaf were Saniya Khan, Orwell’s Ghost, Joey M, etc, etc, ZER, etc, etc, and #1 aos pt 2 lover!

We’d now like to burn off some remaining X droppings we left over from yesterday’ first tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week.

Void away, Ace Venura, Abbott Impersonator, David Marler, Farnarkling Champion, Anth, Pete Hill and Sahar A.

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