Doctor hands out zinger pill

No Xcrements-of-the-Week column is ever complete without some virtual faecal flak hitting the ABC’s Insiders program and its host David Speers.

So we are delighted to highlight Kiera’s offering (above and below) that shows the federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers delivering a Bill Shorten-worthy zinger cum putdown to a gotcha-seeking Speers last Sunday.

Ouch! And, yes, we double checked. The good non-medical doctor and future PM actually said that!

Sunday’s program also sparked a torrent of xcrement pushing a very common view that the ABC’s national political lead is never a match for Chalmers, who in one Xer’s view “ripped Speers a new one”. Far too many to do justice to here.

But let’s hear from Anthony Norman who aimed his virtual derriere droppings on regular panellist Phillip Coorey.

Okay, onto more serious matters. Last weekend’s pro-Palestinian marches sparked fresh outrage over special envoy to foster Zionism – sorry! – to combat anti-semitism Jillian Segal. Here are a double dip from Solo Monk and one from Tezzr44.

Apologies now for anyone having brekkie, but here’s some more shit dumped on the Orange Oaf from Mike Carlton and Oliver Kornetske. The latter takes some reading but please give his brilliant words a go and then shed a tear for the US.

Strong suspicions that Donald Trump may soon pardon paedophile Ghislaine Maxwell sparked these xcrements from Mukhar and Sir Norman of Nowhere that targeted Prince Andrew, and Democracy Squirrel with the ABC in his rear sights.

And speaking of media (if you can call Sky LNPNews media) here are Belinduh Pyne and stranger pooping away at Rowan Dean and fiends.

And seeing it’s clear we like stinging personal putdowns as much as Dean does, let’s end on a few character references from John H aka Corvus coronoides and mariewalsh18.

Jeepers creepers! Could Rowan Dean, pictured below, be Right on at least one thing? That Ley has to go ASAP and be replaced by a RWNJ like Andrew Hastie if the Liberals want to have any hope at all of staying in opposition for, say, another two, three of more terms?

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