THE GAZA GENOCIDE:

Graphic images from Gaza and obtained exclusively by The Bug suggest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is finally succumbing to mounting international condemnation of his country’s deadly assaults on the Palestinian enclave since October 2023.

As shown above, he has ordered his IDF to drop hundreds of donkeys and carts to help more than a million Gazans move south to avoid being hurt in a looming military assault on Gaza City.

“By showing his more sensitive and caring side, Mr Netanyahu hopes to turn world opinion  around about exactly what he hopes to achieve in New South West Israel,” a spokesperson said.

“Despite our best efforts over recent decades to help Gazans know their place, these primitive sub-humans have stuck with the medieval method of donkey and cart transport.

“And for that reason, the donkey and cart drops were ordered by our prime minster.

“Showing enormous empathy, Mr Netanyahu also directed that prams be included in the humanitarian drops for those Gazans who still have young children. There’s also a food and drink pack in each cart for when they travel south to discover that Rafah that no longer exists has no room for them anyway.

“Sandwiches and hot drinks, winter blankets, new mobile phones and hay for any surviving donkeys will then be available outside the southern transit gates to allow these illegal settlers to travel through Egypt in their ongoing search for their traditional and historic homelands and we truly wish them well in those endeavours.”

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