The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week column today focuses on that highly successful (for Vladamir Putin) and highly unsuccessful (for Donald Trump) meeting of dickheads of state in Alaska on how best to fuck over Ukraine.

Apart from our excellent meme from Kevin Gaughen (top and below) that our judges wanted to highlight seeing it summed up most of the xcrement that flowed from that meeting, let’s now proceed more or less in chronological order, huh?

A lot of the faecal flak headed Trump’s way was triggered by his over-the-top welcome to
Putin so let’s hear from Molly Ploofkins who saw red carpet and Jo who would probably like to see Trump get his own clap.

Next came Trump’s unprecedented offer to let Putin ride with him in The Beast to their talkfamine. Okay, we accept this offering from Robert J Ellingsworth might be fake but it’s still funny.

And onto the talks where Putin got to spruik first and the very brief media conference that followed where even Trump who loves to weave jibberish nonsense for as long as he likes at such events was very brief. Perhaps he was just hungry and was looking forward to their leaders’ swank luncheon that Putin said nyet to and could still be heard chuckling as his jet took off for Moscow.

Here’s how Everald Compton and Don Winslow scored the verbal stoush with some very hurtful words while Mike Carlton let someone’s meme do most of the walking.

And if you’re thinking it’s only woke lefties plopping poop all over Trump, here’s Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal’s assessment of the master of the art of the deal’s performance, as xcreted by Mark.

And did poor old Yam Tits look any better as he returned to Washington, his tail well and truly between his bone-spur ravaged legs? What’s that, Tuck The Frumpers?

And The Intellectualist and Bill Madden xcreted on Trump’s very sad attempts back home to praise himself by explaining how much Putin admired him and to pass, with nary a blush, the baton to others to end a war he promised to end within 24 hours of his White House return.

And are you BUGgers out there waiting with bated breath for the crippling sanctions promised by the Tangarine Shitgibbon if Putin didn’t agree to an immediate ceasefire? Viking Fella’s meme suggests you might like to quickly abandon such silly hopes.

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