UKRAINE PEACE TALKS:

ANCHORAGE, AK: It’s been revealed that most of the time US President Donald Trump and his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin spent locked away in supposed Ukraine peace talks was not spent discussing a ceasefire deal leading to the end of the war.

A US source said President Trump started The talks by asking bluntly if Putin would help him seize control of Greenland.

“But Putin just looked stunned and fell into total silence for several moments,” the source said.

“President Trump saw that Putin wasn’t going to play ball even when he explained he was prepared to give Putin a share of profits from the golf courses he planned to build in Greenland.

“So the President immediately changed the subject by asking Putin if he wanted to learn the YMCA dance.

“Naturally Putin saw a chance to string out the so-called peace talks and the two of them spent most of their time locked away just jiving to a Village People CD. (main picture)

“All of us on the American negotiating team hope that the next time the two leaders meet they may make some progress towards a ceasefire.

“We know for sure from our intelligence gathering that the YMCA dance thing won’t play with Volodymyr Zelenskyy if he is invited along.

“He already knows how to do that dance,” the source said.

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