Benjamin Netanyahu’s media conference overnight when he lashed out at most of the world for being conned into backing Hamas despite all the death, misery and destruction the terror group has caused in Gaza these past 22 months frames The Bug’s first Xcrements-of-the-Week review.

The Israeli prime minister’s despicable and desperate rant in which he slammed “a global campaign of lies” against his country was sparked by growing world outrage over his Cabinet’s decision to reraze Gaza City in the Palestinian enclave’s north and our judges thought the offering from Jackson Hinkle (at top and below) was as pointed as any.

Can The Bug be honest here. We thought the northern half of Gaza, like the rest of the strip, was more or less shovel ready for Bibi and Sons Constructions to begin work of any number of luxury gated kibbutz communities for the countless Jewish people ready to pour into New South West Israel. But apparently not. Lurking among the squalid tent city of a million starving displaced Gazans around the ruins of Gaza City remain countless Hamas fighters (Gosh, they’re hard to kill, aren’t they?) not satisfied with the many tens of thousands of innocent civilians and 20,000 children they have already murdered and the barely alive they are now starving to death by thwarting all of Israel’s commendable humanitarian aid efforts.

Let’s hear now from some Xers that Netanyahu has clearly identified as being totally indifferent to his country’s right to defend itself and live in peace in the same final one-state solution as Hamas itself seeks. Here are Terry Sweetman, a double dip from Mike Carlton, David Shoebridge and GregMarSki.

Dumping a load on Penny Wong was Adam Houda…

… while Red Collective provided a history lesson.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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