Please, please, all you BUGgers out there! Do not contact us with obscenity-laden outrage over the heading we’ve used above! It is at exact odds with our own stand on Israel’s ongoing genocide in Gaza and you should all know that.

So, why that heading? We at The Bug have always wondered what it would be like to work at any Newscorpse media platform and be charged with the task of writing the heading for a report on yesterday’s Harbour Bridge anti-war march.

Inspired by the xcrement posted by Jenny Frcklingon-Jones, etc, etc, (at top and below) we did two terrible things: we put ourselves into the mind of Jillian Segal and then put that mind into the mind of any Newscorpse sub-editor and that heading above quickly emerged. By the way, please don’t try that at home. The minds of Jillian Segal and any Newcorpse production sub , well, any staffer, for that matter, are dark, sinister and frightening places to be avoided at all costs.

Xcretas who had digs at federal Labor over the genocide in Gazza included Solo Monk, Doug Cameron and Dr Sheep Person Podge.

Red Collective and Trita Parsi sent faecal flak directly Israel’s way…

… and EVERALD COMPTON, Clown Down Under, marcus, Michelle, etc, etc, and Sahar R had fulsome praise for the 90,000 plus people who took part.

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