Sorry, but this will be a fairly short rant and not only because of my regular Sunday church attendances. 

Frankly I’m buggered. I’ve been up most of the night keeping an eye on the fairies at the bottom of my garden. A neighbour’s fucking cat has been on the prowl lately and my fairies were flapping their wings all night and were clearly stressed out and needed my protection. 

And even as I write now, my phone’s on hold since 6am as I desperately need to buy up as many Donald and Melanie Trump crypto currency coins as I can afford.  I’m convinced that they are going to be the world’s premium – if not only – currency down the track.

Also, I’ve got to duck out soon for my monthly Trumpet of Patriots branch meeting. So I’ll be quick. I am so absolutely chuffed that more and more nations are calling for the recognition of the Palestinian state. It sure beats a final solution.

Now I realise it can’t be in Gaza because that’s clearly going to become New South West Israel, a world-class tourist mecca which probably explains why my shares in Trump and Son Mediterranean Paradise Construction Co. are going through the roof! The images for their series of seven-star gated oceanside resorts look amazing.

And it can’t be in the forever shrinking West Bank because Benjamin Netanyahu will never agree with the Hamas claim that a Palestinian state there must include Bethlehem. Or was it Jerusalem? I am very tired.

Still, that almost every country on the world supports a two-state solution has always made sense to me and there are countless people in Gaza who are simply dying to see that happen.

Shit! Is that the time. Sorry but now I really do have to rush. My local zoo has just announced that its breeding pair of unicorns have just had a baby foal and I simply can’t wait to see it and join the naming competition.

After that, my local bookstore is releasing Peter Dutton’s autobiography, A Leader Head and Shoulders above the Rest, and I’m praying for a discount as $39.99 does seem a little over the top for a folded single A4 sheet mono pamphlet.

And then tonight it’s into to the city with my mate Buckley to enjoy Rowan Dean in Conversation. Dean (pictured far right) always makes sense as a SkyNews host and I could listen to him for hour after hour after hour and no doubt I will be.

Don Gordon-Brown

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