The Gaza Genocide:

Tel Aviv: Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has defended the practice of deliberately ensuring that recently resumed airdropping of pallets of food and medical supplies to Gaza fall well out into the Mediterranean Sea.

“Oy vey! If they landed on the Gaza Strip itself, several people could be harmed or even killed as these pallets floated down and we’d hate to see that level of death and injury. And, fey!, wouldn’t antisemitic voices around the globe be razed (sic) against us simply for trying, at great cost, mind, to fix alleged widespread starvation that doesn’t exist anyway.

“My government totally defends the fact that the IDF was forced to kill 114 starving Palestinians who tried to enter the water overnight in the hope of retrieving those costly life-saving supplies. We’ll make sure they are further offshore from now on. Well, the airdrops at least for now.

“Still, oy vey and double fey, they knew full well that they faced a lethal response if they entered the sea for any reason, be it to swim, bath, clear their heads, take a dump in private just for a change, or fish or any other reason.

“But if a future airdrop does by accident fall on Gazan rubble, could I plead that the sub-humans who currently infect Gaza please refrain from running towards it.

“If the IDF suspects they themselves are being approached and are in danger, they will be well within their rights to defend their right to exist by responding with tank and sniper fire and various aerial responses from drones and fighter jets fitted with non-lethal bomb-bay locking bits provided by Australia.”

Mr Netanyahu also responded to threats overnight from British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer to recognise a Palestinian state in October if Israel doesn’t take immediate steps to end the suffering of Gazan citizens.

“That has always been and remains our chief objective,” Netanyahu said.

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