What’s there not to love about the Scots, right?

Especially over recent days when they’ve given a resounding “Haste Ye BUGGER-OFF” to visiting golfing tourist Yam Tits/Tangerine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/The Mango Mussolini/Diaper Donnie/Demented Donald/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago …. aka Donald Trump!

Our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges couldn’t go past the offering from Damaan, AKA “Philly’s Finest. (at top and below)

A word of warning, now. Some of the following xcrement that has been voided all over Trump’s bizarre combover contains a naughty word that you’d never hear escape the lips of any decent, sober Scot.

Such as these xcretal ploppings from dave lawrence and Ron Filipkowski.

For history buffs, such sentiments pay homage to someone called Janey, who protested a wee while ago at another of the pussy grabbing, convicted felon’s Scottish golf courses when her sign made it clear what she though of Trump on the hole.

Others didn’t feel the need to go all cunty to protest Trump’s current visit so let’s see some of the other clever memes offered by Barry Mulligan, Joe G, Just saying, BlueDream, Donna DLH, Dan Fan Girl and Kathy Lette.

OUCH!!!

And Phillip Riley reminded us that even Scotland’s “FAKE NEWS” dumped on Trump.

All of this makes us perhaps feeling a little sorry for TACOman, right, BUGgers? The cunt already smelled bad enough before all those Xers shown above – and countless others – let their poo chutes have their spray.

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