GAZA GENOCIDE:

TEL AVIV: Israel has bowed to international pressure and will now ensure food aid is delivered to starving Palestinians in Gaza.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he had personally instructed the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) to guarantee food aid arrived in Gaza as fast as possible.

“As soon as I issued that order, our brave, inventive, and selfless IDF quickly came up with a solution,” Mr Netanyahu told reporters at the launch of the new aid distribution program. (main picture)

“I can confidently say that the latest IDF action will very quickly reduce the number of starving anima… I mean starving people in Gaza.

“This action should also silence critics of me and my government who have claimed that Israel has been deliberately starving the sub-hum… I mean, starving the people in Gaza by holding up the distribution of aid.

“It will certainly silence a lot of the complaints coming from within Gaza, that’s for sure.”

Under questioning from reporters, Mr Netanyahu again denied the Israeli Government was engaged in genocide in Gaza.

“How can anyone say that when they look at our record in Gaza and what we have planned?” he said.

“I have been directly and personally involved in monitoring the health status of those unfortunately still living in Gaza, err… I mean still living in unfortunate circumstances in Gaza.  

“I have been doing everything within my power to see that they live in pieces, and nothing will change in that regard.

“I have ordered that our latest aid distribution program should be followed up with a massive medical initiative in Gaza that will see IDF doctors and nurses staff administering shots to as many people in Gaza as possible .

“The IDF is right now putting the finishing touches to this additional AIDS distribution program that will soon see the health status of Palestinians in Gaza just where we want it to be,” Mr Netanyahu said.

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