To be anti-Semitic, you’d have to hate all Jews right?

And seeing I believe there’s still a lot of good ones out there (even in Israel, for fuck’s sake!), surely that means I remain largely Semitic? Even if I suspect the number of good ones might be shrinking by the day?

Shit! Perhaps I might be a Semitic in transition and not for much longer? Just a few more months of genocidal atrocities in Gaza by Israel and I can add the “anti” and be among the world’s great Jew haters?

I don’t want that to happen so perhaps I should seek a diagnosis of where I am exactly at from Jillian Segal, our special envoy combating anti-Semitism in Australia?

No, fuck that for a joke. I hate her Zionist guts and think her absurd, insulting, divisive, report – and her – should be booted out of sight yesterday.

Oh, dear, is the transition still taking place, perhaps even speeding up, by the mere mention of Segal’s name?

Will a time come when I want to see every Jewish community around the world razed to the ground, their hospitals bombed, their places of worship destroyed, tens of thousands of Jewish kids blown apart or left with limbs amputated? A civilian death toll that could be in the hundreds of thousands?

Daily videos of the bloodied bodies of Jews on footpaths, killed as they waited desperately at aid stations for health care or the most basic of foodstuffs? Or clinging-to-life Jews on a Gaza beach scrapping busted-open sacks of flour and sand into buckets to stave off death by starvation?

To want to see Jews staring at their ocean fronts knowing they’ll be shot if they try to take a dip for hygiene’s sake or, heaven forbid, try to catch a fish?

What sort of a cunt would that make me? One just as bad as the cunt shown below?

Don Gordon-Brown

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