Today’s focus: AUKUS and ARSE-lickers

For our second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week, our judges decided to highlight the rather caustic observation from David (at top and below).

Politic@l Spinner clearly agreed.

Hmmm. Looking at the descriptions above of Donald Trump – unhinged nightmare; erratic – we’re sort of regretting ditching our original heading for this post … SUBMARINES AND SUBHUMANS.

Speaking of sinkable navy vessels, Quentin Dempster, Scott Burchill and Eagle Sam dropped their derriere charges on the Scott Morrison brainfade that is and will remain the AUKUS deal unless the Albanese government at some time – preferably today – decides to restore this nation’s sovereignty and save $380 billion (the modest starting price!) on a pact designed to give China the shits.

And Mike Carlton perhaps sought to spark some theological debate with one small criticism of the role of a certain magic sky daddy – aka He – in the Donald Trump assassination attempt a year ago.

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