MIAMI, FL: US President Donald Trump has taunted Iran following publication of a report suggesting he could be targeted for assassination by agents for the Middle Eastern nation he recently bombed.

The report published by The Times of London cited comments on Iranian television by a senior adviser to Iran’s spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as saying the President could be assassinated by a drone as he sunbathed at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. (below)

On hearing the news Mr Trump immediately summoned US media representatives to Mar-a-Lago where he and his Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, gave a formal response to the report.

After strolling to a lawn area, Mr Trump disrobed and Mr Rubio neatly folded the President’s clothes before placing them carefully on the ground.

Mr Trump then laid on his back as if sunbathing and wriggled to allow Mr Rubio, now wearing a gas mask, to lodge a copy of The Times news report into the President’s ample orange buttocks.

Mr Trump then made some loud grunting noises as he clearly strained to pass wind while Mr Rubio held a lit match near the President’s anus.

After breaking wind Mr Trump emitted a lengthy blue flame which set fire to the news report clipping (main picture) and Mr Rubio (below).

Mr Trump then declared: “If Iran tries to carry out this plan, they’ll burn, just like this.”

“Iran needs to know that I will always defend our nation and defend the dignity of the great office of President of the United States for Life.”

He then added: “Joe Biden would never do this.”

Mr Rubio then responded to a wave by Mr Trump and removed his gas mask, enabling him to stick his head well into the President’s butt crack to suffocate the flames.

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