…. as Jilly and Albo cop a shitload!

Never before has The Bug published an early edition of our popular if somewhat putrid Xcrements-of-the-Week column …. but we simply could not wait until Monday!

And why is one long overjew? It’s simply had to be done given the tsunami of shit that Xceters dumped into our prizebarrel over the past 24 hours on one single issue – a deluge of indignant dung flung onto the heads of two people in particular.

We’ll spare our reader our thoughts on this issue (we suspect they are fairly well known) and simply let the following xcrement flow in no special order as so many of our favourite Xers open their bum bays and drop their loads.

Sorry we can’t do Jenny’s video justice but you can no doubt guess what it contains, seeing it’s happening every day in Gaza. It’s called genocide, Jillian and Anthony.

Okay, if we had pulled one out to highlight, it would have been JayJay’s short and pithy offering! Half-way through, now, and anyone else out there wondering why Arabs calling for the destruction of Israel so shocks Segal to the very edges of her cotton socks yet somehow miraculously can’t see that Israel is hellbent on doing the same to Palestinians fairly quickly in Gaza and a bit slower in the West Bank? Nor what most of Netanyahu’s ministers think of Palestinians and what should happen to them all? Every man, every woman and child?

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