The judges of this column despair some times over the grim reality that each of these excretal examinations week after week, month after month, could focus completely on the antics of Yam Tits, Captain Bone Spurs, the Tangarine Shitgibbon, The Moron of Mar-a-Largo, Diaper Donald, Demented Donnie, etc, etc.

And the past week was no exception, with enraged Xcretas aiming their bum sights on Donald J. Trump’s latest blunders, fumbles and lie-laden boasts as he desperately seeks multiple Nobel peace prize glory.

And as you can see from the wonderful meme (at top and below) from REPUBLICANS, etc, etc Trump’s triumphant announcement of his concentration camp for brown cat and dog eaters got the xcrement flowing into our putrid prizebarrel.

Two clever takes from Barry Cunningham, Devin Duke took the mickey out of Trump’s Alligator Alkatraz…

… while Shane Claiborne, DonkConnects and Christopher Webb were more direct in dropping their loads on the convicted felon.

The grift that keeps on giving

Mike Carlton’s contribution centred on Trump’s obsession of making every last dollar he possibly can out of his second term in the White House of Special Offers…

… while Paul and Wu Tang, etc, etc, shared notes on Trump’s priorities at times of national emergency. We at The Bug can only assume the Orange Fuhrer is simply excited about the upcoming release of the 12-box set of vinyl albums featuring the hits of the Village People interwoven with some of his more-famous “weave” orations. Uge bargains!

And to be fair, Trump does plan to visit the scene of the Texas school summer camp tragedy as soon as he can work out how to monetise it. Limited edition Trump gold-coloured life jackets in both 45 and 47 models?

And let’s finish off with an oldie but a goldie from Bill Madden and some very wise words from Fernando Oliver, Esq.

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