We will not be conned!

This second look at The Bug‘s Xcrements-of-the-Week was meant to focus on the ABC’s humiliating loss in that unfair dismissal case brought by Antoinette Lattouf but we’ve postponed that to remind our reader as to just what a vile piece of work the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Captain Bone Spurs/Yam Tits/Diaper Donnie still is and will forever remain.

And why are we doing this? Over the past week, the world’s media has suddenly realised Donald Trump may be master of the Art of the Deal after all; the world’s greatest-ever political mastermind ever (just like he knows to be the case); and a fine, honest, decent man understandably clearing his mantelpiece for the many Nobel peace prizes coming his way.

Even one of own supposedly balanced and reasonable media outlets climbed on the Donald the Greatest Ever bandwagon.

We’ll check the SMH‘s Michael Koziol’s backyard for a London Bridge Trump might have sold him recently but we think the article should have read “Least-worst week …” but even that would be a stretch.

If a week in which the anti-war Trump…

Bombed Iran just a few days after giving them two weeks to come to the negotiating table ;

Slammed anyone in his Cabinet and military/spook agencies who disagreed with his view that Iran’s nuclear facilities had been completely obliterated;

Threatened to end the career of any congressperson if they opposed his “big beautiful bill” – the one that if it’s only half as bad as critics argue will greatly harm millions of Americans through health and other cuts and blow out the deficit like former bestie Elon Musk thinks it will;

Called Benjamin Netanyahu a “war hero”;

Applauded as the ICE men continued to cometh for those illegal rapists, murderers and pet eaters who are holding America back from being great again; and

Continued to “weave” his lie-laden oratorical genius on a confused and frightened world…

…then we’d hate to review one of his worst ones.

The likes of Koziol can salute Trump for getting NATO countries to promise an uptick in miliary spending that may never come about and believe his latest boast that Middle East wars will soon be over because of his unparalleled negotiating skills, but The Bug won’t be so hoodwinked.

So just to reinforce our own view about this repulsive, reptilian, adjudged rapist let’s hear from Brown Eyed Susan and Travis Matthew (at top and below)…

…and Don Winslow, CALL TO ACTIVISM and Malcolm Farr, the latter with a basic lesson in English usage.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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