How US citizens rained on Trump’s big, beautiful, parade

Let’s kick off this edition of Xcrements-of-the-Week by what we will not be showing you as we concentrate on the weekend’s parade that has left the Tangarine Shitgibbon/Yam Tits/Captain Bone Spurs/Diaper Donnie/The Moron of Mar-a-Lago an even bigger laughing stock than ever.

Excretas went ballistic with brilliant images through history of REAL miliary parades put together to honour REAL tyrants and REAL dictators and not pretend ones like Demented Donald. Far too many to do justice to; likewise for the images of the enormous No Kings! rallies in every state of the Union.

So we’ll concentrate on the parade itself and Trump’s humiliation as he was forced to watch some of it between grandpa naps.

So we’ll start with Putin brings war, etc, etc, and Isolated Pianist, etc, etc, (at top and below), selected for no other reason than the nice black-and-white to vivid colour contrast. Any one of the Xcrements we’ve scooped out of our poo barrel could have been given top billing today.

We mentioned grandpa naps earlier. Here are Canada Hates America and Dr. Dave…

Oh, Canada! Oh, Canada! General Fatten and Don Snorleonie! You’ve made us an offer we can’t refuse so we’ll be adding those to our list of nicknames for Trump.

And why did Trump fall asleep? Clearly the troops didn’t want to be there, as they shuffled past, looking like ORs sent back to their lines after their wet canteen was shut early.

Here are Andrew, etc, etc, Stew Peters and PaulleyTicks.

Even when Trump woke up every now and then and instinctively tried to hold Melania’s hand forgetting he hadn’t paid her this week, he didn’t look happy. Right, Travis Matthew?

Back to some of the Trump memes that were voided into our xcrements prizebarrel. Piyush Mittal, Den Pa and Eamon Fitzpatrick plopped away.

Finally, some more general xcrement from Molly Ploofkins, MAYRA and Scary Larry.

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