HOBART: Already clearly annoyed over the huge cost and effort a fourth election here in seven years would involve, a reluctant state governor Barbara Baker has finally agreed to Premier Jeremy Rockliff’s request that a fresh poll take place, but only on the strict proviso that the Hare-Clark system be used to determine the winner if rain seriously interrupts voter turnout on July 19.

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