… and don’t spare the horses!

Sorry for the obscenity above but that just about sums up the xcrement that flowed into our putrid prizebarrel late last week after James Paterson featured on the ABC Insiders program.

One of the reason we’d like to dedicate this second look at our Xcrements-of-the-(past) week to the good senator and his regular media appearances is that we’re not sure how long Insiders will be spared the axe, given the recent demise of Q&A.

The other reason is that we’ve always been fascinated by how uncannily alike Paterson is in appearance to World War 2 photos we’ve seen of one of the Nazi guards overseeing the barracks at Auschwitz. But enough of that.

At top and below is Anthony Norman’s take on Paterson’s love-in with David Speers on Sunday.

Yes, we were disappointed that Anthony’s xcretal plop did not include an image of Paterson, but he was awarded prominence for his suggestion as to what the good senator and the LNP in general could shove up some pretty dark places.

Then there were Max, Glenn Gibson, Phillip Riley, Sahar A and Eagle Sam….

Strewth! After all this xcrement has been voided on Paterson, were we him we’d have locked ourselves inside for quite a while after flogging those horses home!

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