ASHDOD, ISRAEL: Greta Thunberg has been rightly placed under close suicide watch in her detention cell here after some sadist informed of her of excoriating criticism of her Freedom Flotilla antics and her activism career in general by one of Australia’s leading politics scribes and world-affairs analysts.

“Israeli security forces will be keeping a very close eye on Thunberg until she is deported,” one of The Bug’s Middle East stringers said from the Israeli port where the Freedom Flotilla Coalition (FFC) vessel Madleen was taken after being intercepted in international waters by Israel overnight.

“It’s bordering on sadistic to have passed on to that poor girl what was said about her,” our stringer said. “I just hope she can survive this forensic dismantling of her short-life’s work and doesn’t do anything stupid.”

Our contact was referring to Sky LNPNews digital presenter Gabriella Power who has used her spot on Rita Pahani’s hosting segment to declare that Thunberg’s Gaza expedition had “spectacularly failed”.

In her slot, Power labelled Thunberg a narcissist “showing her support for Hamas”.
Power mocked Thunberg for claiming she had been kidnapped and added the Swede “has been such a laughing stock” over her climate-change stance over the years.

Both Power and Panahi mocked the small amount of aid the Madleen has been attempting to land in Gaza, suggested it was nothing more than a publicity stunt – something everyone on board the Madleen would probably not have disagreed with along with just about everyone else – and giggled over Power’s use of the words “selfie yacht” like girls behind a high-school lavatory block chuckling over the first cock they ever sucked.

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